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Millions Of Very Aggressive Killer Asian Hornets Head For UK

Post by cronus » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:13 am

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/47671 ... o-know.htm

Millions Of Very Aggressive Killer Asian Hornets Head For UK: What To Know

Asian hornets have already killed people across continents. Now, experts warn that more of them could be on their way to Britain because of the warm spring season.

Measuring almost three inches long, Asian hornets are more vicious than smaller varieties of the insect. They also carry a more powerful and toxic sting composed of eight chemicals that could result in allergic shock in humans.

Six people in France have so far died from anaphylactic shock after they were stung by these insects that originated from China but have already spread in many parts of the world, including Portugal, Spain and France, where it is believed to have traveled on some Chinese pot plants in 2004.

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The public has also been asked not to approach the nests of these insects, which can often be found on the sides of buildings and in trees. Most people die after they disturb a nest and get stung several times, which can result in a deadly reaction in those who have allergies. A 54-year-old man, for instance, died when he was attacked by a swarm after he disturbed their nest.

If a hornet or its nest is accidentally disturbed, running would not be a good idea because the insects can fly faster. Experts advise crouching low on the ground, not moving and covering the head.

Insect research professor Li Xin from the Northwest Agricultural and Forestry University said that hornets see running as a form of provocation.

Hornets are also intrigued by moving targets. They are likewise drawn to the smell of cologne and perfume and are agitated by the alcohol's smell.

(continued, that's me back on the wagon for the summer...then.)
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Scumple wrote:http://www.techtimes.com/articles/47671 ... o-know.htm

Millions Of Very Aggressive Killer Asian Hornets Head For UK: What To Know

Asian hornets have already killed people across continents. Now, experts warn that more of them could be on their way to Britain because of the warm spring season.

Measuring almost three inches long, Asian hornets are more vicious than smaller varieties of the insect. They also carry a more powerful and toxic sting composed of eight chemicals that could result in allergic shock in humans.

Six people in France have so far died from anaphylactic shock after they were stung by these insects that originated from China but have already spread in many parts of the world, including Portugal, Spain and France, where it is believed to have traveled on some Chinese pot plants in 2004.

....

The public has also been asked not to approach the nests of these insects, which can often be found on the sides of buildings and in trees. Most people die after they disturb a nest and get stung several times, which can result in a deadly reaction in those who have allergies. A 54-year-old man, for instance, died when he was attacked by a swarm after he disturbed their nest.

If a hornet or its nest is accidentally disturbed, running would not be a good idea because the insects can fly faster. Experts advise crouching low on the ground, not moving and covering the head.

Insect research professor Li Xin from the Northwest Agricultural and Forestry University said that hornets see running as a form of provocation.

Hornets are also intrigued by moving targets. They are likewise drawn to the smell of cologne and perfume and are agitated by the alcohol's smell.

(continued, that's me back on the wagon for the summer...then.)

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Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:59 am

You forgot to mention the Bonus bad news, Scump. they are infected by Ebola.
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Post by cronus » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:21 am

Hermit wrote:You forgot to mention the Bonus bad news, Scump. they are infected by Ebola.
Only the ones that sting. The ones that don't sting you are ebola resistant.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:12 pm

Fucking foreign insects coming over here and stealing our native insects' jobs.... :lay:
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Post by cronus » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:22 pm

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Post by laklak » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:35 pm

Yellow Peril. This is what you get for unrestricted immigration. Don't be looking to Uncle Sam to bail you out of this one, you'll be speaking Chinese in no time.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:41 pm

Ah-so.
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:11 am

This issue has a sting in the tale...
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Post by orpheus » Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:40 am

Most people die after they disturb a nest and get stung several times...
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Of the people who die from hornet stings, most do so Most people die after they disturb a nest and get stung several times...
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If a hornet or its nest is accidentally disturbed, running would not be a good idea because the insects can fly faster. Experts advise crouching low on the ground, not moving and covering the head.
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If a hornet or its nest is accidentally disturbed, running would not be a good idea because the insects can fly faster. Experts advise crouching low on the ground, not moving and covering the your head.
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I believe they were talking about the head of one's penis. :prof:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:19 pm

Funnily enough, I once knew a man from St Bees who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
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Post by mistermack » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:22 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:Funnily enough, I once knew a man from St Bees who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
Also adequately funny, I once went out with a Miss Bee, who was a nurse.
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